Rabbit and Bear
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.The bear turns...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.