What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Halloween Funnies!
Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have...
More great Blonde shorties!
How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
The Preacher and the Donkey
A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was...
“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...