Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Brunette’s Mating Call
Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that...
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...