Best kind of sex
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A Bad Mix
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12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Man Need
A man can actually cater to a woman’s every need, so long as all...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
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Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
The football-playing turkey
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Car Dimmer Switch Modification
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Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...