A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Disneyland Survey
A recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer inDisneyland produced some...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...