Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...