The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through…
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...