Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
What’s an Australian kiss?
Q. What’s an Australian kiss?A. The same thing as a French kiss, only down...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...