Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Bible Talk!
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house,...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...