The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower…
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.It’s...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...