Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...