Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...