Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
Catching a criminal
|”Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Skunks
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69′ing?OdorEaters!!!
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Bottle fed baby?
A woman and a baby come into the doctor’s office.She is taken into an...