If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Why Gynecology?
A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...