Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
A closer call
The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...