Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
baseball heaven?
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...