I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...