Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Top Ten Signs The Concert You’re Attending is Not The Real Woodstock
|From “Late Show with David Letterman” on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It’s hosted by...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...