Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...