Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...
Kentucky Kid
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
What’s that sound?
|A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of...
Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...