The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Psychologist and the Light Bulb
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...