OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
The 9 Types of Girlfriends
Ms. Nice Guy – “Tickets to the boxing match? Oh Darling, you shouldn’t have”Also...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Top nine reasons computers must be female
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.