Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Eye sex
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...