The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....