Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Two buddies get together and decide to…
Two buddies get together and decide togo to a whorehouse, one of them tired...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...