A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
The little sexy housewife was built so well…
The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...