Emacs acronyms
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The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Short Lawyer Jokes II
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a...
Does your dog bite?
|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...