Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...