Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Dating hints for men
|Dating hints for gentlemenThere are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...