Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...