Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...