Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Mysteries of T.V.
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without The Tube All Of Life’s Mysteries Are On TV...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...