Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...
I often feel guilty
|Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in...