The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...