Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...