Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Mistakes on a resume
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Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
Dropped your wallet
|Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet....
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...