Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Beer and estrogen
In a recent scientific research project, it was provedthat Beer contains the female hormone...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!