I’m over the hill
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Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Insulting to women
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...