Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Princess Di and Mother Theresa
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time?...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...