Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
One of the life’s mysteries
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...