New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead…
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Bosses versus workers
|When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long...