Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!