Kid Sayings!
A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord’s Prayer. She was...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...