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How do you clean a condom?
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Who exactly are we kidding?
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Liam had left Dublin
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his mind
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How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
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Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...