Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Polak Joins Baseball Team
A Polak wanted to join an amateur baseball team. The coach looked him over...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.