And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...