Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Blondes & OJ
Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...