Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
wooo mama!
One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...