Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...