Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...