Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Gender and computers
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Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...